“Many people call me a weak man because i allowed peace to reign since my ambition was not worth the bl00d of my country men, women and children.
It all started when Obama called me to tell me his policies which would benefit Nigeria and Africa.
I took time to read through and found it very helpful for sustainable development since i was already on the move of making Nigeria one of the richest economies in the world with special investment in Agriculture and technology and not solely relying only on petroleum.
The only awful thing i found as i read through was embracing and implementing the Agege laws (A law that will permit man to nack man for nyansh).
It is a taboo in Africa for a man to be an Agege, so in the Pan-African spirit, i called my brother late President Robert Mugabe to seek his opinion on this matter disturbing me and his response was in a parable “A man who submits his shitting point has lost credibility to sit in the council of men”.
I also contacted another brother, the president of Uganda Yoweri Museveni and he didnt even let me conclude with talking when he burst into laughter and asked me “Ebele do you want to see your countrymen on diapers?” we both laughed over it but at that moment i drew my conclusion.
I called Obama and told him i cannot implement Agege on my people because that is against our culture and moral values as African.
He smiled and told me “THE WEST WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU”
